Minnie Driver doesn’t know her baby daddy
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That’s our theory, anyway. Perhaps she stole some of John Cusack and Matt Damon’s spermies and had them spliced together to form Super Actor Baby. Maybe it was her craft service guy. Pool boy?
Minnie told The Independent, “I want to shield the baby’s dad as much as I can because it wasn’t his choice to get roped into all this stuff.”
Have these people never taken high school sex ed? According to my health teacher, if you choose to have sex you are choosing all of the consequences that come along with it, therefore it was his choice and she needs to tell us who it is!
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Comment added July 6th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Is she serious?