Mischa Barton is mad at the wrong person about her cottage cheese thighs
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Actress Mischa Barton is so mad about topless pap pics showing her old lady legs on the balcony of a beach house last week that she’s set her PR guy on the case!
Lisa Perkins told Rush & Malloy, “Those photos are doctored. I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”
Britain’s Daily Mail blames the lumps on Barton’s smoking habit. “The nasty habit is one of the reasons [for] the premature emergence of her cellulite,” they wrote.
Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett snapped the pics, which are certainly not the first of Mischa’s — ahem — problem areas (see above taken outside of an LA restaurant). He says Mischa is simply upset that she was photographed despite the fact that she was on a public beach.
“We spoke to each other, and that’s when I showed her my camera,” he said. “I did warn her it was a public place, and if she wanted privacy she shouldn’t be there.”
Of course, this is the same man against whom Nicole Kidman won a restraining order for his aggressive photo tactics, so who to believe? Either way, Mischa needs to drop the smokes and do some squats. My legs don’t even look like that and I’m, um, older than 22.
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