Angelina Jolie, the Patron Saint of Homewreckers, is enjoying a relaxing vacation in the hospital where she recently gave birth to her Messianic twins, Knox and Vivienne.

A hospital spokesperson said, “After a C-section, the normal stay for a mother in the Lenval hospital is between eight and 10 days… And I’m not sure what day she will be leaving. Only when Dr. Sussmann is completely satisfied that she is in good health and fully recovered from the C-section.”

A source says that Jolie’s doctor knows that she’ll try to hop on a plane to a third world country and adopt another baby tomorrow if he lets her out.

“Angelina has four young and lively children at home, and he suspects the temptation to get up out of bed and play with them will overwhelm her,” said the source. “He knows how much she misses the other children, but he feels that she will benefit from a few extra days’ rest. They’re being very well cared for.”

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