Amy Winehouse not dead, but almost
Filed under Amy Winehouse, Celeb ups and downs

Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized after fainting at home Monday.
A spokesperson says, “Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”
Wait, what? Doctors are unsure of the cause??? How about homegirl is a crackhead? Or homegirl’s weave is too heavy? Or homegirl is a crackhead whose weave is too heavy? Diagnosis mystery solved. Who needs a $200,000 medical degree?
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Comment added June 20th, 2008 at 10:42 am
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