Lynne Spears has been hiding a tragic secret for decades! Back in 1975, the mom of Britney and Jamie-Lynne — neither of whom had been born yet — accidentally ran over a 12-year-old boy, killing him.

Lynne was 20 when the accident happened, and was driving her brother to the hospital when the boy appeared on his bicycle.

“To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it,” said a source close to Lynne. 

”She has told only a few people about the accident and always says, ‘Please don’t think I’m a bad person.’”

Lynne’s rep said, “It bothers Lynne still to this day. She really doesn’t like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened — but she can’t.”

You kill someone’s kid, and your kids turn out to be cash cows supporting your lifestyle while you forget to parent? How does that work? So much for karma.

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Matthew McConaughey pimped his kid out to OK! Magazine for a stupid amount of money so we can all ooh and aah over how cute little Levi turned out. First of all, who knew Matty was so low rent that he would go with OK! over People? Did People not want him?

Second of all, that baby looks like he’s got a contact high.

Here’s what Matty had to say about the birth of his son:

“I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila]. It was neat to find out what the sex was because we didn’t have the doctor tell us beforehand. I’ve pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing. This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are.”

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Batman actor Christian Bale was questioned by British police Monday after his mother and sister accused him of assault. Of course, In England you can just yell at someone and that’s considered assault, and from what we’re hearing, that’s most likely what happened.

But just last Friday Bale was on the set of “Terminator 4” at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico, and freaked out on his director in the middle of a scene. Spies say that Christian went nuts when he thought the director messed up a shot, screaming, “I will kick you ass!” Several hundred people heard the outburst.

The source added that Bale was “extremely tired and having a bad day.”

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The merely modestly talented Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller have been flaunting their affair all over Europe for the last month, with pics popping up of him being a great pal and helping her out with her monthly breast exam. Problem? He’s married. With four kids. And he was denying an affair despite the photographic proof. Until now.

“The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.”

Bull, says a source close to the couple. “Balthazar was 100 per cent not separated from her when he started dating Sienna. Rosetta is heartbroken. She has an eight-month-old baby and three other kids with Balthazar.”

Classy.

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“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

– Brooke Hogan

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Actor Patrick Swayze was spotted at LAX looking surprisingly well for someone suffering from a particularly nasty bout of pancreatic cancer. When the paps asked about his prognosis, Swayze said, “I’m cookin’. I’m a miracle dude! I don’t know why.”

Patrick was spotted at LAX on his way to Chicago to begin filming his new TV show “The Beast.”

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Sarah Silverman actually has some good news to share this week!

So what if her five year relationship is over with ABC late night host, Jimmy Kimmel? Sarah Silverman has something to celebrate.

She was nominated for an Emmy! As for an ironic twist of fate: her nomination came for her funny and faux affair with Matt Damon which aired on Kimmel’s show that was represented in song, “I’m (beep) Matt Damon.”

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Now that same sex marriage is legal in California, I’m gonna take me a road trip, get hitched to Britney, somehow have a kid or two with her (haven’t figured that part out yet), then divorce her and reap a big payout. It’s the American dream! A dream that KFed is living right now.

Since the custody settlement this morning, KFed’s child support just got bumped up from $15,000 to $20,000 a month. His lawyer is getting $250,000 for brokering the deal. Britney is getting peace and quiet to enjoy her “purple drank.”

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The true “American Beauty,” Mena Suvari, will be hearing wedding bells. She recently became engaged to music producer and concert promoter Simone Sestito.

During their vacation to Jamaica, Sestito proposed on a seaside beach. The 29-year-old actress met her man last year at the Toronto Film Festival when she was promoting her film Stuck.

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Angelina Jolie, the Patron Saint of Homewreckers, is enjoying a relaxing vacation in the hospital where she recently gave birth to her Messianic twins, Knox and Vivienne.

A hospital spokesperson said, “After a C-section, the normal stay for a mother in the Lenval hospital is between eight and 10 days… And I’m not sure what day she will be leaving. Only when Dr. Sussmann is completely satisfied that she is in good health and fully recovered from the C-section.”

A source says that Jolie’s doctor knows that she’ll try to hop on a plane to a third world country and adopt another baby tomorrow if he lets her out.

“Angelina has four young and lively children at home, and he suspects the temptation to get up out of bed and play with them will overwhelm her,” said the source. “He knows how much she misses the other children, but he feels that she will benefit from a few extra days’ rest. They’re being very well cared for.”

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