When supermodels go bad
Carol Alt was once a fabulous supermodel who could do no wrong. Then she aged… which is a fate worse than death in a supermodel’s world. Now it appears she has lost one of the most important senses of all to a model: her fashion sense.

Note: the too-tight waistband on her pants squeezing a tummy roll out, a too-short shirt, inappropriate on a woman over 25 and a woman with breasts as large as hers (where did those come from, BTW?), a jacket that looks like it was made out of her grandmother’s sofa and, the biggest sin of all, a fur scarf. Can’t tell if the fur is real or not, but even fake fur is gross.
Great haircut, though. From the neck up she’s got a Helene Christensen thing going on.
Fun fact! Caroline wrote this story just for you on March 4th, 2008 |




