The debut of Levi McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey pimped his kid out to OK! Magazine for a stupid amount of money so we can all ooh and aah over how cute little Levi turned out. First of all, who knew Matty was so low rent that he would go with OK! over People? Did People not want him?

Second of all, that baby looks like he’s got a contact high.

Here’s what Matty had to say about the birth of his son:

“I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila]. It was neat to find out what the sex was because we didn’t have the doctor tell us beforehand. I’ve pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing. This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are.”

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