Sienna Miller: actress, poor dresser, homewrecker

It is not enough for Sienna Miller to be known for doing one thing badly, like dressing herself. No, Sienna is a woman of ambition. She must reach for the stars and do not one, not two, but at least three things with such total ineptitude that she is written about in gossip rags for generations to come (or at least hours).

Number two would be acting. Did you see her in Stardust? Gah.

Number three would be her love life. Because not only did she take back up with Jude Law after he cheated on her with a far less attractive nanny a few years back, she has now taken up with a very married and very father of four children Balthazar Getty.

Getty, who has his wife’s name Rosetta tattooed across his chest, joined Miller on a yacht trip during which he was seen fondling her breasts and making out with her, yet he denies his marriage is in trouble or that he and his wife are separating. Interesting arrangement, that.

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