That’s our theory, anyway. Perhaps she stole some of John Cusack and Matt Damon’s spermies and had them spliced together to form Super Actor Baby. Maybe it was her craft service guy. Pool boy?

Minnie told The Independent, “I want to shield the baby’s dad as much as I can because it wasn’t his choice to get roped into all this stuff.”

Have these people never taken high school sex ed? According to my health teacher, if you choose to have sex you are choosing all of the consequences that come along with it, therefore it was his choice and she needs to tell us who it is!

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Meet the Riches star Minnie Driver revealed on Jay Leno last night that she’s preggers after Jay accused her of just being fat, a la Lisa Marie Presley.

Pregnancy rumors started last month when Minnie was spotted looking at sonograms with a gal pal outside an LA clinic.

Minnie is remaining mum on the identity of her baby daddy, but in the past she has dated Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, Criss Angel and my boyfriend John Cusack. Married, married, douche, mine. That eliminates four possibilities.

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