So if you’re like us you totally checked out the Brangelina pics in this week’s issue of People. Check that, this week’s issue which shelled out a whopping $14 million to the tune of Vivienne and Knox’s debut photos.

If you’re like us, you may have questioned the adorable little grin on Vivienne’s newborn faces.

That’s right, the little grin was photoshopped! (Gasp!) According to experts, it’s a well known fact that babies don’t smile from exterior stimulation until they’re two to four months old.

Gotcha!

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Do you know what you’re doing on Sunday? I do. You will be glued to this very computer screen, hitting refresh over and over until the clock strikes 7 p.m. EST and you can get your first glimpse of the Brangelina twins!

People magazine will debut pics of the twins this weekend, for a reported price of $15 million — a payout they are sharing with Hello! for European rights. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they will use the cash to support their charitable causes.

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Angelina Jolie, the Patron Saint of Homewreckers, is enjoying a relaxing vacation in the hospital where she recently gave birth to her Messianic twins, Knox and Vivienne.

A hospital spokesperson said, “After a C-section, the normal stay for a mother in the Lenval hospital is between eight and 10 days… And I’m not sure what day she will be leaving. Only when Dr. Sussmann is completely satisfied that she is in good health and fully recovered from the C-section.”

A source says that Jolie’s doctor knows that she’ll try to hop on a plane to a third world country and adopt another baby tomorrow if he lets her out.

“Angelina has four young and lively children at home, and he suspects the temptation to get up out of bed and play with them will overwhelm her,” said the source. “He knows how much she misses the other children, but he feels that she will benefit from a few extra days’ rest. They’re being very well cared for.”

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Here’s the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair, featuring Angelina Jolie.

When did Angie become a blow up doll, exactly?

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According to published reports Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will not only be the proud parents of twins (that is, if they didn’t already birth them already) they’ll be associated with a hefty pricetag.

Experts anticipate the cost for their baby photos will shatter all records. One report indicated bidding has already reached $15 million! This is more than double the current record. It will be interesting to see who the lucky winner is!

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An Ecuadorean skincare clinic called Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center has recently launched a controversial ad campaign featuring digitally enhanced images of Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton. The photos illustrate what the high profile celebrities will look like in the coming years if they neglect proper skincare and sun protection.

The results are utterly disturbing. Maybe this will prompt Paris to reconsider those frequent trips to the tanning salon? Yeah, right. With continued advancement in cosmetic surgery, it’s doubtful that either of these gorgeous ladies will ever end up like this.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have splashed out a ridiculous amount of cash on new digs in France — despite already owning two homes in Los Angeles and one in New Orleans.

The couple reportedly paid close to $70 million for an estate on the French Riviera, complete with a vineyard, moat, fountains, forests, swimming pools and ponies.

“It’s a place called Chateau Miraval which is in a tiny village called Brignol in the Var, not far from Aix en Provence,” said a source close to the deal.

“Just the driveway up to the Chateau is three miles long. There’s a lake and a swimming pool and fountains and fields with ponies in and it’s surrounded by a huge forest so no-one will be able to take pictures of them or the kids. They’re both thrilled as they’ve been hunting for a place on the Riviera for over a year and it’s exactly what they want.”

You can run, but you can’t hide from Jack Black’s massive beer gut.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took the golden child Shiloh out of her ivory tower today for a little shopping. Almost forgot this kid exists, didn’t you?

Shiloh enjoyed shopping with her mom and dad while throngs of adoring fans waited outside. Doesn’t seem like they left with any bags, though — no new threads for Shiloh! She only gets Zahara’s hand-me-downs.

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