Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo supposedly broke up a couple of weeks ago, blah blah blah. Tony still had to go to Ashlee Simpson’s wedding as Jessica’s date because People would only pay their high price for coverage if they could snap Jess and Tony together — because that’s who sells, not Pete Wentz and Ashlee. By all accounts except People’s, the two were pouty and miserable together all evening. Then Jess went on vacation with her parents while Tony headed off to Texas alone for a charity event.

But wait! What’s this? Are Jess and Tony back on? The couple was seen spending the Memorial Day weekend together and dining in Dallas. They were relaxed and affectionate with each other. He had a steak. She had a burger. And they’re back to being the most boring couple in the universe.

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An Ecuadorean skincare clinic called Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center has recently launched a controversial ad campaign featuring digitally enhanced images of Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton. The photos illustrate what the high profile celebrities will look like in the coming years if they neglect proper skincare and sun protection.

The results are utterly disturbing. Maybe this will prompt Paris to reconsider those frequent trips to the tanning salon? Yeah, right. With continued advancement in cosmetic surgery, it’s doubtful that either of these gorgeous ladies will ever end up like this.

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Seriously, this woman is so ten years ago and she won’t stop yapping about stuff of which she knows nothing. Sharon Stone dug herself a fresh hole this weekend when she gave a red carpet interview at Cannes calling the earthquake in China — that killed over 60,000 people — karmic retribution.

“All these earthquake and stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that karma?’ When you are not nice that bad things happen to you,” she said.

Yes, Sharon. All of those dead Chinese schoolchildren were personally responsible for Communism.

Perhaps all the Formaldehyde from the dead animals she drapes all over herself has gone to her head.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have splashed out a ridiculous amount of cash on new digs in France — despite already owning two homes in Los Angeles and one in New Orleans.

The couple reportedly paid close to $70 million for an estate on the French Riviera, complete with a vineyard, moat, fountains, forests, swimming pools and ponies.

“It’s a place called Chateau Miraval which is in a tiny village called Brignol in the Var, not far from Aix en Provence,” said a source close to the deal.

“Just the driveway up to the Chateau is three miles long. There’s a lake and a swimming pool and fountains and fields with ponies in and it’s surrounded by a huge forest so no-one will be able to take pictures of them or the kids. They’re both thrilled as they’ve been hunting for a place on the Riviera for over a year and it’s exactly what they want.”

You can run, but you can’t hide from Jack Black’s massive beer gut.

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Ralph Macchio shot to fame in “The Outsiders” (as Johnny Cade in 1983) and then in “The Karate Kid” (as Daniel Larusso in 1984, and in the sequels). He was also featured in pretty much every teen magazine during those years.

Now — amazingly — 46 years old (where does time go?!), Ralph Macchio has been married for more than 20 years and has two kids. And he’s still looking pretty much the same! Check him out: Read the rest of this entry »

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The Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards situation is pretty much the greatest feud since Krystle and Alexis on Dynasty. Denise is denying Charlie’s denials over the sperm request email.

She told Page Six, “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” she continued. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”

How much do you think the therapy bills for those poor kids will add up to?

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The parties are rockin’ in Cannes this week, and the hottest party anywhere at any time is always at Diddy’s place. Of course, hot parties usually mean high drama, and P. Diddy must have the most of everything at all times — no exception from the dramz.

First, a while back Diddy signed a $100 million deal with Ciroc vodka to promote their brand by, among other things, drinking it everywhere. Diddy has been seen downing Tequila and celebrating with Belvedere, but the Ciroc has been nowhere to be found. Did he keep the $100 million? Of course! Is Ciroc suing? Of course!

Diddy threw a fab yacht party in the coastal film city, and everyone who’s anyone hot was there. There were two main subjects that set tongues wagging, though — Lindsay Lohan’s intimate moment with Samantha Ronson, and Naomi Campbell’s breakdown. Lindsay was seen locking lips with DJ Ronson, with whom she’s partied for years. Naomi left the party in tears, not so happy on what turns out to be her birthday weekend. Could it be because Diddy, with whom she’s sparred in the past, called her out on showing up on the red carpet with a convicted felon who bilked lots of luminaries out of millions?

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It’s really nice to give pregnant women free stuff — goodness knows they need a break after lugging around an extra 20-40 pounds all day, working, taking care of the rest of their family, etc. But it’s not so nice when what you’re giving them is a cup full of icy Listeria.

Baskin-Robbins had their heart in the right place yesterday when they had Tori Spelling, herself preggo, host Bump Day. In celebration of expectant moms everywhere — and to pimp their new line of soft serve flavors — Tori gave out free ice cream to pregnant women, and Baskin-Robbins stores around the country did the same.

Problem? Pregnant women are supposed to steer clear of the sweet treat because of the danger of Listeria contamination. The risk is so high that pregnant women is Australia are pretty much forbidden from eating it!

Baskin-Robbins says theirs is safe, though. “Our Soft Serve products are continuously monitored by our suppliers, and our pasteurization process is state inspected and certified on a regular basis. The only way Listeria, which has been found in a variety of raw foods, can be found in soft serve would be through improper pasteurization.”

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